Fists of Fury: Three Things That I Think I Could Punch Without Hurting My Hand

Everyone gets a little worked up sometimes. For example, if somebody calls you a mean name while you are out with your friends, you should start hitting them and their friends right away. Or, conversely, if you call somebody a mean name, and they start hitting you, then you should always defend yourself.

Every now and then, you get angry and don't have anybody around to punch. Famously, people named Kyle take out their anger on any walls that happen to be around. Also famously, people named Adam try to take their anger out on softer things that won't hurt their hands or cause property damage. Here I will attempt to come up with some good options that most people have laying around the house.

Pillow

These bad boys are nice and soft. You can really go buck wild with a pillow. In fact, there is a popular children's game called a 'pillow fight' where you can hit each other with the pillows. This is because pillows are very soft, as I mentioned earlier.

Two pillows in their natural habitat

Bean Bag

If anybody dares to say that a bean bag is just a bigger pillow then just stop reading right now and block this website forever. Bean bags are much more fun and often have different fillings than pillows. You have to be careful though, some bean bags cause quite a mess if you rip them open.

Hopefully you don't need a caption to figure out what this is

The Mailman

Sometimes you have to take your anger out on somebody instead of just something. I find that the mailman is usually even more in the mood to tussle than I am. When he rings that doorbell he knows what's up. Sometimes I even wait for him in the bushes so I can ambush him. Sadly, I have yet to beat him.

This mongrel

Conclusion

Life is full of frustrating moments. Instead of crying and feeling down on yourself, I recommend we use violence to solve our problems. If the mailman is reading this, I'll see you tomorrow at high noon.