Last Minute Potluck Ideas

We've all been here: You get off of work on Friday and can finally relax. Maybe you enjoy a round of mini golf, a movie or two, even a sandwich festival. Sunday night rolls around, and after a long day of watching football, you remember that you are supposed to bring something to your work potluck on Monday.

Now, you can always phone it in and pick up a couple of packs of cigarettes on your way to work on Monday morning, but if you're going to get that promotion, you have to show your boss that you mean business. Join us today as we dive into some last-minute potluck ideas that will impress the whole staff.

Nothing

Nobody wants to bring home food that has been sitting out for hours to reheat a second time. Therefore, it is essential that some people show up to the potluck without any food or cigarettes. They simply eat and smoke everybody else's potluck items. Unwanted leftovers are now a thing of the past. If your boss could get that concept through their thick skull, they would understand the true genius that you're displaying.

A man who brought nothing but himself to the potluck

Cigarettes

Quick, easy, fun: Cigarettes can turn any dull potluck into a party to remember! While Nancy from Sales' green bean casserole grows as cold as her soul, a warm air fills the hearts and lungs of the company's most devoted employees.

Away from prying ears and Dave’s veggie display, true camaraderie blooms by the humble ashtray.

A real party

Pie

Who can resist a good pie? They bring us back to nostalgic memories of grandma's kitchen and fall afternoons. That being said, when the sweet aroma hits your boss's grubby little snout, the allure of a delicious pie will be too much for them to resist. A simple plan over cigarettes followed by a few drops of a venomous serum can open up many opportunities for career advancement.

Our plan must avoid detection, when the big boss man tastes the confection.

Last known picture before disappearance

The Truth of the Matter

While some people may claim that you should at least bring something to the potluck, or insist that their boss is a lovely person who doesn’t deserve to be dosed with a mysterious chemical agent, the truth of the matter is that these people are wrong.

So, while your family and friends gather this holiday season to laugh about how you haven’t been promoted at work, you can enjoy your smoke a little extra, knowing that your rise to the top is inevitable.